Sunday, September 12, 2004
Two Irishmen
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks ifhe could buy him a drink."Why of course," comes the reply.The first man then asks: "Where are you from?""I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too!Let's have another round to Ireland.""Of Course," replies the second man.Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are youfrom?""Dublin," comes the reply."I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin.""Of course," replies the second man.Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school didyou go to?""Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62.""This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to SaintMary's and I graduated in '62, too!"About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down atthe bar."What's been going on?" he asks the bartender."Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins aredrunk again."
* Bryner Pohsted
3:33 PM