Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."

* Bryner Pohsted 12:56 PM

Upon rotting at home, found this nice flash(the computer program) of the SINGAPORE idol Reject... the BANANA man, http://img21.exs.cx/img21/6752/saikomelon.swf hahah... yeah, and there's the singapore idol tonight... i think we should boycott the sms thing... we are wasting our money and the CEO of singtel, m1, and starhub... are getting a big paycheck this year!


* Bryner Pohsted 10:29 AM

Yeah, that's me... rotting at home... don't know where to go... don't know whether to go out.. or to stay home.. but the lazy me... would rather stay at home and do nothing, so the lazy me.. just come online and play games like winning 11... and i completed season 2, got promoted to division one.. and it's getting boring, haha, after like 1 week? or is it 2? nvm... i want to buy more games to play... finally my common test is ending... my last paper tml... want to get over and done with it.. so that i won't feel so unhappy... esp. after my Applied Mechanic Test... arg... maybe i shall go try the questions again.. see if i will get the same answer... if i do... i think i really need help, tuition... is the way to go... don't feel like retaining in poly... it's already so slack.. still stay back.. means i so super stupid...


* Bryner Pohsted 8:18 AM